Talk about a target market.  I got this magazine in the mail a couple of months ago and noticed that it could have been written just for me.

The best way to fix ugly grout?  Yes, I could use some help in that department.  The kitchen was remodeled sometime in the 90s most likely.  The counters are a lovely mix of beige and hunter green tiles.  The years haven’t been too kind, and many have cracked.  The grout is cracked and stained and pretty disgusting.  Hopefully it won’t be too much longer before they have a hot date with a sledgehammer.

Shed with Shade?  Yes, I could use a new shed.  While grateful that I have one, the fact that this one looks like it can be used to detain hostages makes it a little creepy.  The 8 inch gap between the top of the walls and the roof is much appreciated by the possums and god knows what else that lives in there.  I always make a lot of noise and leave the door open for a couple minutes before I enter, so as not to disturb the wildlife.

Plumb a new bathroom?  How about plumb a new everything?  Coincidentally , I did get a five digit estimate from a plumber recently along with a statement that nothing in the house is up to code, so now seems like a great time to learn to be able to do more than just switch out a faucet and fix broken pipes. Why yes, that is duct tape, thanks for asking.

Get rid of junk?  I can always use that bit of advice.  I am about three cats and a ferret short of my very own episode of hoarders.  I really am trying to get better at this, although I have been saying that for years.  This pile is ready to be packed up for donation to charity:

Full disclosure, this pile isn’t.  Hoarder, I told you.

The AC in Mike’s truck starts blowing warm air when the truck is stopped, but works fine while driving.  Maybe the $100 AC fix is just what we need.  Back to that hoarding thing, I could always use some new bookcases.

Wow.  Looking back over this list, things sound pretty sad.  Rest assured that progress is being made and life is good.  One of these days this house will be awesome.  Until then, I am allowed to make fun of it.